Caffeine Cleanse, or the Worst 24 Hours of My Life
by Jay M.
I can’t think.
I can’t see straight.
My sons were up at six and it took them half an hour to wake me up.
No caffeine for thirty days. I think that’s how they torture people in Colombia. At least one of the ways.
Isn’t caffeine supposed to be good for the brain? What if I’m sacrificing my brain in order for my body to stop producing so much cortisol, thereby decreasing my soggy mid-section?
So, I’ll be the fittest dude wandering around the Fun Room at the seniors’ centre, staring out the window and roaring ‘Bring out the cowboys! It’s time for mayonnaise!’
I’ve been off the junk for only two days, and I can see just why coffee is such a massive business. It makes sense why Vancouver had those two Starbucks shops kitty corner to each other.
These dirty beanrunners have got us by the short and curlies, ladies and gentlemen. They make it taste so good. We associate a well-started day with our first cup of the blackjuice. Add any number of twizzles, flavours, and accoutrements, and you’ve got yourself the golden goose.
So, think of me while sipping on your java of choice this fine morning. I’ll be scratching out my eyes trying to get the ladybugs to stop swingdancing on my gallbladder.
hahaha! I’m sorry, I feel guilty for taking pleasure in your pain, but the way you word things is so very funny. I’m laughing WITH you…while I drink my…water?! 🙂
No, no, drink your coffee, your tea, whatever you’ve got! I shall live vicariously through you!
Deal!!!
Just wanted you to know I’m finishing off a POT of coffee right now and thought of you. Shameful, but it is a holiday! 🙂
I can almost smell it from here, the glorious beans…DAMN YOU, CLEANSE!
Enjoy a cuppa for me. Or seven.
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this is my nightmare.
I don’t want to talk about it. My sister-in-law and her husband drink about four cups a day, and every time they start brewing, I wish I was dead.
Hahaha. Rooting for you as I sip my evening coffee….
I am crawling up the walls with jealousy. Enjoy it. Relish every sip.
Interestingly, I had to give up all caffeine when I realized it was triggering my gallbladder problems. Even after the GB came out, I couldn’t return to caffeine. I’ve been caffeine-sober for about 10 years now.
TEN YEARS?! I’ve gone four days and I’m losing my mind over here. It’s getting better with each day, there may even be light at the end of the tunnel. I don’t think I’ll ever turn my back on the wondrous brew known as coffee, but cutting down is definitely in order after the cleanse. We’ll see.
As much as possible, we should avoid caffeine because it increases heart palpitation and there are some health risks associated with caffeine overdose. ‘,;’.
Many thanks http://www.healthmedicinelab.com“>